A sentiment suitable for all occasions, available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.
I always have the best intentions, I really do, but I’m just not good in emergencies. So please don’t have an emergency when I’m around. Thank you.
If you relate to this sentiment, I have put it on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.
I hold a most lonely position in the world – I do not drink coffee. Everyone I know consumes it, at home, at work, out in the world. Some of them can’t function without it. So, in honor of all of you caffeine consumers, I have created a bunch of coffee designs and put them on t-shirts, mugs and other stuff.
Well, she’s just not working properly any more, and I don’t know where to get her fixed. Time to trade her in for a new one, I guess.
“My fairy godmother is broken” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.
I also have more fairy godmother designs in the Riffs section of my shop.
I’m always trying to improve myself, and hopefully the me that I am now is a better version than I used to be. For those of you who also think of yourselves as “upgraded”, I have put this on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.
With all this talk of recession and the economy and getting things moving in the right direction again, it seems obvious to me what the solution is. Buy presents.
On behalf of the health of the economy, I will accept any and all presents. I gladly perform this sacrifice to help the nation and everyone in it get back into a healthy, strong, prosperous state. And if you are willing to make the sacrifice as well, let people know by wearing this message on a t-shirt from my shop at CafePress.
We know royalty when we are it. True royalty is humble, acknowledging how favored and privileged we are. But of course we have to make sure other people know who we are, so I have created these t-shirts just for that purpose. This design is on other items as well – and a baby bib or infant bodysuit with these sayings makes a great baby gift! You can find the Queen design and the King design at my shop at CafePress.