I was abducted by aliens. What’s your excuse?

September 14, 2009

AlienAbduction

A sentiment suitable for all occasions, available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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In case of emergency, don’t expect me to be of any help

September 11, 2009

InCaseOfEmergency

I always have the best intentions, I really do, but I’m just not good in emergencies. So please don’t have an emergency when I’m around. Thank you.

If you relate to this sentiment, I have put it on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.


Medallion cross stitch chart

September 10, 2009

6939sm

A small medallion free cross stitch chart. I have posted a larger version at a website I set up for this purpose. You can find the larger color chart, as well as a symbols chart, at Just One More Thought.


Caffeine fiends

September 10, 2009

I hold a most lonely position in the world – I do not drink coffee. Everyone I know consumes it, at home, at work, out in the world. Some of them can’t function without it. So, in honor of all of you caffeine consumers, I have created a bunch of coffee designs and put them on t-shirts, mugs and other stuff.

Caffeine Loading

Caffeine Loading

InsertCoffee

Insert coffee before assigning work

MustHaveCoffee

Must Have Coffee

StartWorking

I’ll start working as soon as the coffee does


My fairy godmother is broken

September 9, 2009

FairyGodmother

Well, she’s just not working properly any more, and I don’t know where to get her fixed. Time to trade her in for a new one, I guess.

“My fairy godmother is broken” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

I also have more fairy godmother designs in the Riffs section of my shop.


Upgraded version

September 6, 2009

UpgradedVersion

I’m always trying to improve myself, and hopefully the me that I am now is a better version than I used to be. For those of you who also think of yourselves as “upgraded”, I have put this on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.


Even the greatest creations start from small seeds

September 5, 2009

SmallSeeds

I love this reminder that any thought or deed, no matter how small, can be the beginning of something grand and important in our lives.

I have put this on t-shirts and other items in my shop at CafePress.